I feel like somebody just pushed me onstage in front of a large audience.

I feel like somebody just pushed me onstage in front of a large audience.  So the light's on me and they're all sitting there in the dark, comfortable and expectant.  I think they're going to wish they had stayed at home.  Oh... they did stay at home.  Lucky them!  Now can somebody please turn the damned stage lights off please!  I wish to sing my little song all alone.